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“Sonic x Amy Cover Story (English Translation)
“Oh, you!”
There was a girl who was pacing at the entrance of the amusement park known as “Twinkle Park.” Amy Rose, a lively and single-minded hedgehog girl. She apparently she was meeting...
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Sonic x Amy Cover Story (English Translation)

“Oh, you!”

There was a girl who was pacing at the entrance of the amusement park known as “Twinkle Park.” Amy Rose, a lively and single-minded hedgehog girl. She apparently she was meeting someone.

Sonic, a blue, supersonic hedgehog, appeared there with a light breeze trailing behind him. Amy put her hand on her hips and stared at him with her joyful yet angry face. 

“Isn’t it awful for you to make a girl wait for over an hour?”

“I think that’s because somebody came an hour early and I came at the set time, right?”

“…Well, I’ll forgive you. Shall we go? Let’s go!”

Twinkle Park is the major tourist attraction of Station Square. Recently, the roller coaster here has been renewed as the “Twinkle Coaster”. It’s said to be very popular.

However, a certain rumor had emerged due to its popularity.

“A couple who finds a stone that glows in seven colors while riding will have their wishes come true.” Finding small stones in the blazing speed of a roller coaster could be considered a pretty difficult task. That’s why even couples who tried many times couldn’t complete the task.

“You promised! You have to ride this with me today!”

“Yeah, but I actually just said ‘it looks interesting.’ ”

“What did you just say?”

“Nothing! Nothing at all.”

[Cute couples get in free!]

Amy ran towards the coaster while dragging Sonic behind her, Twinkle Park’s famous catchphrase adorned the attraction

“You two are a good couple!”

And, for 3 hours, no matter how many times they rode, they couldn’t find the “stone that shines in seven colors.”

They ran through the spire of Twinkle Park Castle, traveled through the House of Mirrors, blasted through the new underground cave area, and finally flew out to the finish. This sensation lasted just a few minutes and the two couldn’t find the sparkle. 

Amy was in a good mood because she was with Sonic at first and could even enjoy riding the Twinkle Coaster, but after riding so many times, she finally closed her eyes and collapsed.

“Hey, are you okay!? What kind of wish do you want to come true anyway?”

“No, it’s not good. Since the beginning, I had such a big dream and I loved it.”

Amy appeared embarrassed and distraught as she looked down and turned away.

“We got about halfway there, right?”

“But that’s not it, I really wanted to find the stone!”

If they rode any more, Amy might not be able to take it.

“Well, most of the stars are still lit up. Better get going.”

“Huh? Get going?”

“Isn’t it better to take a look right at them in front of your own eyes?”

“That’s not the problem, huh!? Hey!? What!?”

Suddenly, Sonic hoisted Amy from below and started running at a super speeds. He rushed into the Twinkle Coaster boarding area and hopped on the coaster that was about to depart.

“Hang on tight!”

“What!? You’re kidding!”

Amy already desperately clung to Sonic at such supersonic speeds without being told to. Sonic, on the other hand, had a cool look, as he ran through the spire of the castle, zipped through the House of Mirrors, and onward. He continued to speed up.

The glittering heavens and the earth rotated rapidly as they accelerated. The illuminations beside the rails became more like  intertwined bands of light and flew by one after another. This is the world that Sonic always sees… isn’t it?

It was all so sudden and Amy’s heart was pounding, but within this powerful speed storm she wasn’t worried.

“Yes! It was here all along!”

Sonic suddenly stopped next to the rail towards the exit of the underground passage. He gently let Amy down and looked at the corner wall.

“Not ‘Yes!’ Why’d you stop so suddenly like that!?”

Amy shared her dismay with Sonic, but even when she started to, they noticed a Chaos Emerald buried into the outer wall of the cave.

“This is the true identity of this ‘seven-colored stone’ was the sacred emerald.”

“Why is it in a place like this!?”

“Well, it looks like it’s getting weaker and darker now.”

Just then, the roller coaster passed by and the door to the cave opened. Just as it did, the light gleamed off of the emerald and allowed it to glow in seven different colors. Amy was surprised.

“It really was just for a brief moment. No wonder it was so hard to find.”

“Yeah, but we found it!”

“The Chaos Emerald… will it be alright again?”

“Well, it’s just taking a little break. The power will come back. Go on, make your wish!”

“That’s OK. You said it’s taking a break after all and…”

With that, Amy looked down and away from Sonic with a cute smile.

“Today, my wish came true. In a lot of ways!”

Sonic didn’t fully understand, but he was glad Amy was happy.

“Well, that’s good then.”

“Yeah, today was lots of fun!”

Well, this is certainly a Chaos Emerald and it can’t just be left like this.

However, while it made sense to take it, it would also rob the guests of the thing they were searching for.

At the entrance of Twinkle Park, the two of them pondered about what to do, but Sonic suddenly shouted in excitement.

“Well, that’s OK. We know that it’s here and if we need it, we can just pick it up!”

“Is it really good to do, Sonic? What if Eggman comes to take it?”

“Heh! When that happens, I’ll just snag it back!”

Sonic answered with full confidence.

And while of looking at Sonic like that, did some spark come up? Amy smiled with a little suspicion. For Sonic, world peace and the battles with Eggman are just one of his exciting adventures. The one who adores those above all else is Sonic himself.

Because that’s who Sonic is.

Amy laughed and let out a shining smile.

“OK, Sonic! But we’ll have to come back to the Twinkle Coaster again just to make sure it’s safe. Next Sunday, are you busy?”

When Amy turned around, Sonic was already gone.

A small whirlwind of blue was in the air as Sonic could be seen running into the distance of Station Square.

Amy screamed into the air,

“Oh, you!”

beevean

SEGA and its most recent Sonamy side – more canon than ever

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[Translator’s note: this article was originally written in Spanish by @latin-dr-robotnik​]

Hello again! Today we’d like to discuss about something that’s been happening recently, and probably taking Sonic fans by surprise: what is going on with SEGA and its stance about Sonamy?

At the beginning of this year, to celebrate the 200 articles on Seaside Hill Paradise, I finished what I call “the Sonamy trilogy” of articles that I started in 2018 and which cover different themes, such as:

The idea was to offer a more-or-less complete analysis about the many facets of their dynamic in the last 27 years; a dynamic that, you may have noticed, is not that easy to pin down, and that we’ve been updating almost regularly (although I also intended to investigate on other dynamics, like Knuckles and Rouge’s for example, and write about them). Generally speaking, in these articles I don’t draw objective conclusions about the status of the ship in canon (despite the fact that the available information tends to confirm it in various occasions). I also like to repeat myself and say that shipping is supposed to be for fun, not for tearing each other’s hair in that black hole of misery that is Twitter, but recent events left us slightly perplexed, and this is why we’re here once again.

We left the status of the Sonamy canonicity with these two peculiar instances back in August: Sonic mentioning his “girlfriend” in the Japanese version of Sonic Battle, and the Twitter account of SEGA of Europe saying Sonamy is their “favorite videogame romance”. Now, let’s recap a bit…

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goncharov this goncharov that. you fools homestuck fans did this literally like 10 years ago

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what

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I don't know if this is true and honestly I refuse to learn more about it

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> they dont know about the time 2010 homestuck users tried to gaslight everyone into thinking squiddles was a real show

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we also did it with Homestuck The Anime, fake screenshots and all 

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These Bionicles Do Not Exist

Made with Looking Glass AI. I showed it a bunch of headshots of Bionicle characters wearing various Kanohi—these were the results that I liked and kept

Information about generating these / rambling commentary below the fold:

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THIS GOES HARD
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crystaltoa

The fact that 

1. All Toa tools, regardless of shape, basically function as magic wands and are mostly used that way and 

2. Most Toa come from non-combat professional backgrounds, and usually begin their Toa careers without any kind of training

Means you probably have this species of people carrying axes and swords around with largely no idea how to use them in melee combat. Glatorians probably find this equal parts hilarious and terrifying.

Add that to the fact that most Toa are young enough to be literal children by Glatorian standards. Now imagine an oversized robot seven year old coming at you with a knife, a flamethrower and a misguided sense of justice. That’s what they see.

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Also the whole “heroes and villains” mentality that the Toa have probably seems incredibly naive to the Glatorian. Most Glatorian have killed other beings that were no morally better or worse than they were, just on different sides of a conflict and trying to survive a war. Glatorian don’t even think of the Skrall as evil, just soldiers with an unfair advantage working for a corrupt overlord.

 There would be some Glatorian that still saw themselves as heroes, and all who opposed them as evil villains, but those guys tend to be kinda insane and best avoided. Because when you start insisting you’re the hero, you can end up justifying all kinds of atrocities against those you consider evil.

The Toa Code prevents this somewhat at least, but anyone using the word “hero” in relation to themselves is a massive red flag for most Magnans. It takes a while for the Toa to adjust to a world where the average person isn’t cartoonishly good or evil, and for the Glatorians to realise that the world the Toa come from really was just… Like That….

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crystaltoa

If you could give any Toa a new mask, what would it be and why?

For me it would be a Faxon for Whenua, since the poor guy really got the short straw when it came to mask powers.

Or perhaps I’d give Nuparu a mask of Accuracy, because a Toa who fights by setting up spontaneous Rube Goldberg devices would be hilarious.

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I think Kualus should get a Mask of Flight, he’d be able to fly with the flying Rahi he loves so much.

Nuju would love a Mask of Silence to get some gotdamn quiet.

Hewkii gets a Mask of Diminishment which he uses to shrink himself to the exact same height as Macku. 

I imagine giving Tahu a Mask of Invisibility would be pretty useless, he’d just keep yelling

Also I’d give Takanuva…literally any other mask (except I guess Night Vision), I mean a Toa of Light wearing the Mask of Light is beyond redundant